Here's a couple of doozies for the day:
Rocket Fuelin Your Salad?
 Lettuce Samples Found Tainted --------------------
 Conclusions on perchlorate are elusive, but environmental group calls for
action.  (April 28 2003 LA Times Online)
 A laboratory test of 22 types of lettuce purchased at Northern California
supermarkets found that four were contaminated with perchlorate, a toxic
rocket-fuel ingredient that has polluted the Colorado River, the source of
the water used to grow most of the nation's winter vegetables.
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article can be viewed at:
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Latimes.com Or this bit of news from the Guinea Pig Department:
 What a brilliant concept!
 ...Hit up all the kids at once with some nasty old vaccine 
they need to get rid of, before it "expires"--  practicing 
a new fun game --"Disease Police Emergency Procedures"
while creating a "real health emergency" -- 
and --  Such Great Timing! 
---just three weeks before finals and
graduation!-- and then we will wonder why test scores are low, 
absenteeism is high, everyone is sick and demoralized--
 Gee -- 
It must be the Teachers' fault! 
CIBOLA STUDENTS TO GET VACCINES - April 29 - Albuquerque Journal
Albuquerque students will take part in a 
mass vaccination Wednesday at Cibola
High School.
Around 800 students from the high scholl and
corresponding middle schools will be offered
vaccination boosters for tetanus and diphtheria
from 8:30 am to 4:30 pm according to the New
Mexico Department of Health....
Students will be 
managed as though they are
members of the public affected by a large-scale
public health threat....The model is designed
to handle large numbers of patients as would be
the case in event of a biological terror attack....
Beyond treating the students, public health workers
also will set up a mock press room and give mock
briefings 
as if it were a real health emergency.
---Which of course, it is!--